What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?

LAW AND ODOR!!!!!!

7 months ago 3 notes

WHERE do POLAR bears KEEP their MONEY?

IN A SNOW BANK!

1 year ago 1 note

HOW do BULLS drive CARS?

THEY STEER THEM!

My ice cream stash melted

brb

WHAT can YOU steal, AND not GET in TROUBLE?

2ND BASE!

WHAT is BLACK and WHITE and BLUE all OVER?

A ZEBRA IN THE NORTH POLE!

WHAT happened TO the CAT who ATE a BALL of YARN?

SHE HAD MITTENS!

1 year ago 2 notes

WHAT kind OF shoe DOES a THIEF wear?

SNEAKERS!

WHERE does A dog SLEEP?

IN A PUP TENT!

1 year ago 1 note

HOW many APPLES grow ON a TREE?

ALL OF THEM!

1 year ago 1 note

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